Dearest Ioana, I was about to wish that your every dream come true. That you find yourself surrounded by friends, laughter, and good times. I almost wished that your every cup runneth over financially, romantically, spiritually, and creatively. That good health be your faithful companion, peace your guarded ally, and love your perpetual guide. When suddenly, it dawned on me that as an infinite, powerful, fun-loving gladiator of the Universe, with eternity before you and the power of your thoughts to help shape it… it’s you Ioana Dabija, who will be granting wishes this year.
I’d like peace on earth, please –
Oh, Ioana, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY NEW YEAR anyway!